Ahoy scurrrrvy dogs! Jus' waked up 'n must swab meself up a wee. Needs t' get in shorrrre 'n battle a crrrrrruel enemy, pilferrr 'this loot 'n find meself a strrrrrumpet! Th' treasures aarr will be given will brin' many rrrrrum bottles to me mateys! 'N maybe aaarr will be findin' Ol' Cpt. Crimson J. McKraken 'n keelhauling 'im th' old sea dog! Ohoy mateys, rise aloft Jolly Roger an' may th' wind be wi' us!