Ahoy me mateys! Tonight will be a night full o' treasures! arrrr 'n me heartie Cpt. Crimson J. McKraken will be boardin' me ship 'n set sail t' th' nearest Skull & Scuppers 'n sharrrre some rrrrrum! We will put up som' portrait later on here! BEWARE YOU SCURRRRVY DOGS!

Ahoy me mateys! a couple shots o' rum ago me ate th' notorious daggermouth shark! now me be thirsty fo' some rum! where can i find me more bottles o' rum?

yarr! thus bewitched island be scurving with me head! me merge' with th' ol' Cpt. Plankwalker O. Grogmaster! thus be one! ye'll never get me buried booty though ye ol' seadog!

Ahoy, hey thar me hearties, about 6 turns of ye hourglass ago me met ol' Cpt. Plankwalker O. Grogmaster at th' bewitched island o' Umeå! yarr! thar be many stinky ol' strumpets me parrot concurs! ye'll never get me buried booty!

Ahoy scurrrrvy dogs! Jus' waked up 'n must swab meself up a wee. Needs t' get in shorrrre 'n battle a crrrrrruel enemy, pilferrr 'this loot 'n find meself a strrrrrumpet! Th' treasures aarr will be given will brin' many rrrrrum bottles to me mateys! 'N maybe aaarr will be findin' Ol' Cpt. Crimson J. McKraken 'n keelhauling 'im th' old sea dog! Ohoy mateys, rise aloft Jolly Roger an' may th' wind be wi' us!

Yarr me mateys! arr be keelhauling dis ol' seamonkey and crrrraaashed into the reef neaaarrrr dis deserrrrt, bewitched island, yarrr! what shall arr do? there be Treasures nearrrr me old scurvy dog Cpt. Plankwalker O. Grogmaster tell me!